Thursday, August 17, 2006

Overheard in Hollywood: Choose your shirt carefully

At the Staples on Sunset, between Cole and Wilcox, today:

The scene: Man sitting in a chair next to the copy counter. He has had the misfortune to wear a red shirt just like the Staples staff.

Woman: Can you help me?

Man: I don't work here.

Woman: Well, excuse me (said sarcastically)

Man: I don't have a name tag on. I would if I worked here.

Woman (now angry): Don't fuck with me! I have a genius IQ!

Moral to the story: Some people are beyond help, despite their eligibility for MENSA.

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