At the Staples on Sunset, between Cole and Wilcox, today:
The scene: Man sitting in a chair next to the copy counter. He has had the misfortune to wear a red shirt just like the Staples staff.
Woman: Can you help me?
Man: I don't work here.
Woman: Well, excuse me (said sarcastically)
Man: I don't have a name tag on. I would if I worked here.
Woman (now angry): Don't fuck with me! I have a genius IQ!
Moral to the story: Some people are beyond help, despite their eligibility for MENSA.